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"Monocle Wearers" (Wayne's new shotgun design has unintended consequences.) Gun-loving Monocle Wearers, rejoice. Wayne has perfected your weapon of choice, A one-barrel shotgun, but it's a repeater, Perfect for the Monocled Boy Scout leader. On their annual Washington trip to the zoo, Once known as the Congress, but back then who knew. In those days they all kept their weapons concealed Until Woodall's new law. Now they're brazenly revealed. It's a dangerous place for twin-barrel shotgunners, Especially those with a monocled eye. It takes them twice as long to reload both barrels Than a gunner with two good eyes, such as you and I. But with Wayne's new repeater and its extra large clip There's no reloading involved. It's a much safer trip For the momocled leader and his entire troop Than for that G.O.P. Congress and its encounter group. But the sight of those Boy Scouts and their monocled leader While their own leaders were hung up on a cost overrun? Would that have prompted a fusilade to take out a few scouts If it weren't for the Scout leader's single-barrel shotgun? Because it's a repeater with a sizeable clip, He took out the Speaker and Majority Whip, Causing the rest of Congress to hold its fire, Avoiding that painful twelve-gauge way to retire.
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