Obama's Gulf War –
More Dead Pelicans? More RICO
For their Guinness World Records

The Gulf off-shore wells that Drill Babies applaud
Are not just susceptible to acts of God,
But they only supply a small fraction of what
We employ in gas guzzlers so we can putt-putt.

Our excessive putt-putting's made BP so rich
They dare defy edicts mandating a switch
Of toxic dispersants despoiling the shrimp
As well as suggestions that they'd better skimp.

But a Guinness World Record appears within reach
For how much dispersants can ruin a beach.
So Landrieu and Jindal have said to go for it.
More media coverage? You know they adore it.

So who will the RICO Act devastate most?
Who besides Jindal and Landrieu are toast?
BP and Palin whose odious plans
Are to tar and re-feather dead brown pelicans?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/25/10

To 'British Petoleum Imcompetence'
To 'Slick Operator: The BP I've Known Too Well'
To 'The Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations ("RICO") Act'
To 'BP Stays With an Oil Spill Dispersant'
To 'Despite Leak, Louisiana Is Still Devoted to Oil'