More Preexisting Conditions
(In Congress and Arizona)

What's wrong with Boehner? He'd make giants like Aetna
Pay to repair victims of the mentally ill.
How many more will Arizona produce
Because of the latter on Capitol Hill?

They've kept taxes low for their top two percent
While borrowing billions just so that they could.
Now they will have to let their pals at Aetna
Raise rates on Glock owners who are misunderstood.

Yet whatever they've done, threats, arson or murder,
Are conditions that Issa's convinced they'll outgrow.
Smashing somebody's campaign office windows?
No one was convicted. Let's forget it. Hello?

So it costs an insurer. Who gives a damn?
Prob'ly the same Nancys who worry that Glocks
Could shoot a mentally ill politician
In his own foot and affect how he walks.

Thank God we still have those private insurers
That Boehner's new Congress can still stick it to.
He'll pass a new law to subsidize Glock ownership
Making it clear what a nutjob can do.

And how another one like Darrel Issa
Could bilk those insurers by stealing used cars.
Had he not beat the raps for those cars and for arson
He would not be in Congress. He'd be behind bars.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
1/18/11

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