Obama's Gulf War –
More Toxic Drilling Mud?
Where's the video feed?

Where's the transparency, that video feed?
Three days without it and we feel deprived.
Is there more seepage than they have told Lisa?
If the well head tipped over, how much has survived?

What can it be they don't want us to see?
Mud covered golf balls? Are Tony's still there?
If they'd retrieve them and put them on e-Bay,
At least we'd know Allen and Dudley still care.

Why worry we'll see that their drill mud is toxic?
How in hell can a video let anyone tell?
Deformities from it won't become apparent
Till BP is gons and most clams lack a shell.

Perhaps they're afraid that their annulus videos
Sound as if they should be rated PG,
Or shown late at night where they'll have to compete
With jokes about Levi and risk-prone BP.

Meanwhile will Dudley agree to take questions?
Like does he eat seafood? If so, where's it come from?
Is he breathing Gulf air on a regular basis?
Or will he, like Lisa, simply choose to play dumb?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/31/10

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