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MRIs In Texas Are very lucrative We've pretty much stopped MRIing roadkill on demand. Obama's new drug czar has left us badly undermanned. So what to do when you've a bunch of MRI machines? Keep 'em on low settings and they're great on collard greens. Irradiated radishes, in time, will lose their crunch And make for a much quieter salad eating lunch. And best of all each radish rates a separate MRI, So reimbursements for an entire salad remain high. This isn't something widely known to very many doctors, Except us Texas MRI insurance fraud concocters. So even with a public plan, Rahm swears that we won't get, Our MRI investments are a helluva side bet.
Bob Carlson |