"Mrs. Withington's Texas Accent"
(The sane one)
Mrs. Jeremiah Aloysius
Maintains a residence in Texas
to make sure one sane voice is heard.
It may not make all that much diff'rence,
one tiny voice amongst all the rest
Until you realize that hers is
the only one that's not obsessed
With getting ours as well as theirs
by hook or crook till they become
tattooed to tell where they are from.
Before he jumped from forty stories
her Goldman Sachs successful trader
Socked all of his illegal winnings
into keep-her-happy jewels and furs.
So unlike those greedy, grasping Texans,
Mrs. Withington has got hers,
And can turn her haughty nose up
at every former fumigator;
At governors who aspire to POTUS;
at Fascist claims we shouldn't notice;
At all whom she has prayed against
before they get self-recompensed.
So when you hear that strange accented voice
shout: "Don't forget the Alamo!"
It's the Withington III led
exodus to Mehico.
But her passport lets her return
All the rest: No! No! No!
To 'The G.O.P.’s Nasty Newcomer'
To '‘Uncle Louie’ Gohmert is at it again'
To 'Congressman Says Americans Need Guns
to Protect the Nation from Sharia Law'
To 'More Mrs. Withington in Rhymed Verse'
To 'More Laughing At Texas in Rhymed Verse'
To 'More Republican Puppets in Rhymed Verse'