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"Mrs. Withington's Texas Accent" (The sane one) Mrs. Jeremiah Aloysius Withington III Maintains a residence in Texas to make sure one sane voice is heard. It may not make all that much diff'rence, one tiny voice amongst all the rest Until you realize that hers is the only one that's not obsessed With getting ours as well as theirs by hook or crook till they become Texas multi-billionaires. tattooed to tell where they are from. Before he jumped from forty stories her Goldman Sachs successful trader Socked all of his illegal winnings into keep-her-happy jewels and furs. So unlike those greedy, grasping Texans, Mrs. Withington has got hers, And can turn her haughty nose up at every former fumigator; At governors who aspire to POTUS; at Fascist claims we shouldn't notice; At all whom she has prayed against before they get self-recompensed. So when you hear that strange accented voice shout: "Don't forget the Alamo!" It's the Withington III led exodus to Mehico. But her passport lets her return – All the rest: No! No! No!
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