Mrs. Withington III vs. Texas Politicians
(You should hear her pray)
Mrs. Jeremiah Aloysius
Is a prim and proper Christian
by her own admission
She's in the family pew on Sundays
listening for God's Word,
Although at eighty she admits
it's mostly repetition,
And he who says he speaks for God
doesn't have the answer
To why Texas politicians sound
very nearly as absurd
As those from Oklahoma
most always seem to her.
To describe them she would have to use
some bad four-letter word
In her mind, but not outloud,
until the other day.
Was it Perry, Cruz or Gohmert
who rubbed Mrs. Withington the wrong way
With their talk of packing pistols
to keep Sharia hordes at bay?
They'd be shocked to hear the words
she felt forced to use to pray.
How many Texas Muslims
have these politicians seen?
How would they recognize one?
Are they purple? Are they green?
Would they make a scene
if they knew, pre-Jeremiah, she'd once dated one?
Would they remove her from their lists
of those to whom they'd sell a gun?
to Protect the Nation from Sharia Law'
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