The Great Leap Forward replaced Neanderthals
With brighter Cro-Magnons who could talk and could draw.
Who will succeed the Paul Ryans and Rand Pauls?
Someone who's able to write us a law
To protect our children from NRA weapons
That shouldn't be seeing the light of day
Except in places like Karzai's Afghanistan.
Certainly not here in our good old U.S.A.
Anyone who insists on using them here
Should face the fate of the marathon bombers:
Shot on the spot or burned at the stake
By some of Dick Nixon's retired napalmers.
But that is not at all likely to happen
If Eric Holder is left in charge.
Potental shooters and killers of children? Too influential for Eric:
Disciples of Wayne's will remain at large.
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/19/13
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