Narcissistic Joe
Aetna's Puppet

No way should Narcissistic Joe
    be Aetna's prime-time beau,
Though ev'ry word and ev'ry move
    looks like it's being done for Joe
Hoping against hope that we'll
    consider him a player
When ev'ry other move reveals
    a renegade betrayer.

Vice presidential nominee?
    What millions still don't know:
Scalia scuttled Gore because
    of Narcissistic Joe.
Some question if Scalia's choice
    of Bush was that much better,
But Bushie never sent a judge
    a self-addressed love letter.

A mole employed by Aetna
    just to frustrate Harry Reid,
He's letting Harry guess about
    the vote he's going to need.
His TV filibuster threat?
    Pure Narcissistic Joe;
Another Mitch McConnell
    we are sure we'd hate to know.

But if he filibusters,
    he deserves a big fat lip,
Or failing that the loss of his
    most valued chairmanship.
Can he believe that we don't know,
    each time we hear him crow,
He's pulled another stunt promoting
    Narcissistic Joe?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/14/09

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