Neiman Marcus Loves Old Mac
Neiman Marcus continues its love affair with old Mac
to Frank Loesser's "Take Back Your Mink"
(Take back your mink, take back your pearls)

Bring back her minks.
Bring back her pearls.
So no one thinks she's still one of Mac's girls.

Bring back her gowns, her boots, and her thong.
Make sure she's blamed for all he's done wrong?

She thought that the Neiman goodies she got
She'd be wearing the next four years.
Now we'll change our ads to announce she got squat
We're great at protecting our customers' rears.

So return her minks.
We'll remove her name.
And as soon as we Hollanderize them.
Vicki's back in the game.

Music & Original Lyric by Frank Loesser
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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11/8/08

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