New Congresses Needed
(As Wayne buys them off.)

Who has the votes? We the public or Wayne?
Don't cry to us! Don't bitch and complain!
We don't approve. We don't like what you did.
Watch election results if you think that we kid.

Wayne's not a dictator although he tries to be
We've got him outnumbered constitutionally.
Wayne has those millions he continues to flout
But we have the votes to help him run out.

Though he has the money to purchase a Congress
How many can he and his NRA buy?
If every two years we give them a new one,
Sooner or later his funds will run dry.

Without the money, Wayne becomes toast.
Just a part of the munition makers' compost.
A bellicose, loudmouth, a candidate to replace Cruz.
Even in Texas, prob'ly, to a chorus of boos.

That is the time when moms won't become distraught
Because of the members of Congress Wayne bought.
Though the Republican National Committee
     will most likely still waste
Whatever's left over on ads of deplorable taste.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/2/13

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