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No New Car Czar Let's try a management committee The news is no new car czar. For Gregg that means no second chance At the nineteen-eighty Lincoln favored by most sycophants. So break it to him gently. It just wasn't in the cards Ford's declined the handouts, but does send its regards. Newt Gingrich was considered but, we're told the problem came About a Buick being put in ev'ry ex-wife's name To get around the tax dodge about which Newt still lives in fear, Never knowing which of their attorneys might appear. No Chevy van for Tom DeLay; no camper for Bob Dole, The Viagra pioneer who'd prayed for cruise control. Forget the Cadillac for Putin. Czars can't remedy this mess. Instead a new committee's their prescription for success.
Bob Carlson |