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Not My Fault, Ma'am The Pope rationalizes priestly pedophilia while joining the Dixieland Crackerjacks in their rendition of "Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue" Not my fault. Who could halt Accusations of assault Without disrupting team morale? "Ped" alerts? Shorter skirts Revealing more of our perverts? Why, they'd corrupt our team morale. Now if a pedophile Stops for a while, Haven't we saved face? So your offspring Was his plaything? Why belatedly replace Us Holy Dads with Holy Moms, Lose entrée to grade school proms, And blow the Church's age-old rationale?
Music by Sam Lewis & JoeYoung To 'Pope Put Off Punishing Abusive Priest' To 'Worlds Without Women' To 'Oakland Priest’s Accuser Describes Sexual Abuse' To Lyrics for "Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue" |