Obama's Economic Team
Bernanke, Geithner, Summers and Scalia

Most economists agree
    Bernanke's done enough
To make sure regulators
    will help Wall Street hang tough.

Even after he's appointed
    to Scalia's Court,
He wants to be sure Geithner/Summers
    plan to hold the fort.

So despite the spending freeze
    Bernanke recommends,
The "Four" insist Obama
    must take care of their friends:

"Make a speech to publicize
    how much you favor pork
Barrel spending when
    it benefits New York.

"Or whatever it was called
    before Scalia's Ruling
Let Congress sell its naming rights
    to finance global cooling.

"Scalia seems determined
    to help us make ends meet
By ruling corporations
    must endow a Senate seat.

"Who cares if Jim DeMint's ticked off
    and hates the wisenheimer
Who sold his Senate seat
    to pancake maker Aunt Jemima?"

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/26/10

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