Obama Has Comparing Little Johnny McCain to Obama while singing Kander & Ebb's "And All That Jazz" from the musical Chicago (Come on, babe, why don't we paint the town, and all that jazz?) Come on, John, You've no withdrawal plan, But Obama has. Scuttle your excuse for drilling in Iran As Obama has. Bushie's got His Johnny on the spot, Tootsies to the fire and the fire is hot. But we see no evidence that Little Johnny's got What Obama has. We thought you Had seen enough abuse. As Obama has. Denounce the terror tactics that you Bushies use Like Obama has. Get rid of those extremists you still kiss and hug. Return their contributions from underneath your rug You sure don't come across as an honest boss As Obama has. Face it, John, You'll never get the votes That Obama has. Some attribute that to how you sowed your oats, As your mother has. Adultery with Cindy? There was no doubt about it! Adultery with Vicki? How many of us doubt it? You have not been seen as being squeaky clean The way Obama has.
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