"Obama Wins 51 Percent Twice"

(And still we get no new turnpikes)

How many votes were for Eric Cantor?
How many votes were for Boehner?
No wonder the two of them resent Obama.
To the "Grand Old Party", how could it be plainer?

He whipped all their butts and whipped every bottom.
Most wonder why and if they've still got 'em
The Tea Party drowned in Boston Harbor.
Shaved 'em so clean they won't ever again need a barber.

Too bad he's been such a terrible picker.
Hillary has been been his one and only success.
Sommers, Geithner and Holder? Everyone of them busts.
You want to talk about one helluva mess?

Debt ceilings be damned.
Use Ike's sleight of hand.
Make the Koch Brothers pay
Or we'll take away their chance to grandstand
And Lincoln Center won't be a Koch brand Disneyland.


Obama won 51 percent twice.
Eisenhower did but paid a helluva price.
Ike's turnpikes were "Yes."
Mass transit was "Whoa."
No wonder Big Oil loved
How Ike ran the show,

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/10/13

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