Oh, What It Means To Me
McCain invites Obama to join him in Iraq
singing to the song "Oh! What It Seemed To Be"
(It was just a neighborhood dance, that's all that it was, but oh…)

Just a lightning flight to Iraq
To see how it was
Before Petraeus victory –
A guarded Green Zone affair
With generals there
While David's safe back home in Miami –

They would let me pilot the plane,
Give Beirut a buzz –
You know how much that means to me.
We could thumb my nose at Hamas,
Forgetting who was
In favor of more repartee.

To prove they've missed you,
'Bama,
And as a sop to Hillary,
They will black list you,
'Bama,
And demonstrate how they would vote for me.

I would love to shoot a few hoops
If only I was
As agile as I used to be.
And will hate to have to say "Oops",
Though that's what one does,
When sniper fire makes history.

Music & Original Lyric by George David Weiss,
Benny Benjamin & Frankie Carle
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/30/08

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