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Oil Shills Bushie and little Johnny McCain displaying their devotion for oil while singing to Irving Berlin's "A Couple of Swells" (We're a couple of swells; we dine at the best hotels. Verse We're shills for the oil cartels And for wars to acquire more wells, Though as soon as we consecrate them all, It's back to our padded cells. They're right, we're against aborts, And it's not 'cause we're out of sorts; But if you dare to mess around with us, We'll do away with your courts. Pat Robertson and Exxon pay our bills. We've convinced them we've the balls to cure their ills. Refrain So to hell with our revenue, Exxon taxes are on ice. For if we reduce their revenue They will jack up our gas price. We'd prefer to give them rebates But the voters say, "No dice!" So we'll steal Iraqi revenue, Yes, we'll steal their oil revenue, Pat says stealing from a Muslim's not a vice.
Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin |