Old Mac's Economic Solution
Further delaying regulation

Though Mac promised a "Commission"
    what he really had in mind
Is a "Task Force" like the oily one
    Dick Cheney wined and dined.

Chaired by Gramm and Palin
    its membership would be transparent
Unless she chooses to include
    her daughter's boyfriend's parent,

Who's been a pal of Sarah's
    since their Junior High School days
And whose knowledge about puts and calls
    will surely not amaze

Any skeptics who might question
    using Palin's nepotism
As a basis for Mac voicing
    further bullish optimism.

But the timing would be typical:
    Before a finding's reached,
McCain will be deceased
    and Palin hastily impeached.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/16/08

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