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Only An Act of God… (Or a slump in real estate values) Only an act of God could prevent The kind of Mittspeaking that Mitt will invent To save a nation of mothers from Limbaugh's damnation And Hypocrite Mitt's monetary advantage. In a few more campaigns he'll be able to play A few fewer "away games" and not worry that they, Whoever they are, have any homefield advantage. Each year he will purchase several more vacation homes In states with big cities and where the buffalo roams. He'll blanket the nation to gain homefield advantage. Will more of us like him, if we're still round? Or will God tire of his trying but still not being crowned, With his seemingly unfair homefield advantage?
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