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Oops… (Quick, Henry, the Flit!) Boehner is laughing all the way to the bank. Karl Rove is a nuisance that won't go away. Mitch Just-Say-No wants to shut down Obama. Quick, Henry, the Flit! Ready! Aim! Spray! We did dodge two bullets in Christine and Sharron. But the fates weren't as kind with their gift of Rand Paul, Screaming and shouting he'll stomp Sarah's 'bastards'. At least Mitch Just-Say-Not gets to share our windfall. 'Hell, No' John Boehner is tearfully joyous. Thanks to his lobbyists he'll be third in line. An orange POTUS? God bless sun tanning lotion And a childhood ambition where the sun didn't shine. For Boehner developed his taste for martinis In his daddy's tavern where he mopped the floor. That hardly prepared him for recruiting those lobbyists, But his stimulus package includes Pussy Galore. How successful will 'Hell, No' John's transition be? From political whore to political pimp? And what's going to happen when lobbyists find out That Boehner's no James Bond and he has to scrimp?
Bob Carlson 11/3/10 To 'Republican Party Time' To 'The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president,' ' To 'Dr. Seuss: Flit kills flies and mosquitos' To 'Mitch McConnell Announces He Will Be Senate Party Leader' To 'Tearful Boehner calls election repudiation of Washington' To 'James Bond's Pussy Galore' To 'Palin's 'Corrupt bastards' To 'Mitch Just-Say-No McConnell' To 'Hell, No' John Boehner' |