Glocks mandatory at Mitt's Tampa convention!
To jail with Paul Ryan who had to know
That buying their votes was Mitt's intention
And in Wisconsin, at least, not the right way to go.
Let's say you, too, are afraid of Paul Ryan's budget
And
his place on the ticket as Romney's V.P.
With your Glock he's a goner, and it won't be long
Till Justice Scalia learns to like broccoli.
Shop for your Glock at Wayne's booth or online,
Or Scalia's Picks at scotusveggies.com,
Or for a truly unbiased selection:
Rupert and Roger's foxnews-grease-my-palm.
Your aim's not that hot? Two birds with one shot?
Don't go with Glock's 12-guage. It shows malice aforethought,
Like Judge Jerry Smith, "deranged by hatred,"
Attempting to deny POTUS the free speech he's got.
What will happen to Orrin and Mitt's
war against women
In November when they find they've been overmatched?
When
political Mormons are baptized as atheists?
When they discover
they were birthed and not hatched?
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/6/12
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