Obama's Gulf War –
Our Lax Lisa Jackson
EPA succumbs to BP's :"Agent Orange"

Tests indicate oil alone's not the killer
That oil with Corexit most certainly is.
Mix them together? BP's "Agent Orange"
Lisa Jackson's reaction? Gosh, oh golly, gee whiz…

Is that what we want from a Federal official?
Like the Washington Post, she reports what she's told.
And who does the telling? BP's Public Relations
Please let them all know we have not been consoled.

She bought BP's flow rate: one thousand per day.
When BP can't see it, she says it's not there.
She needed more testing to decide if Corexit
Should carry a label saying "Buyer Beware"?

Yeah, like maybe BP ever bothers with labels –
Surely she knew that they don't give a damn.
Lisa failed in NewJersey. Did Big Oil get to her?
What have they planned as their new thank you ma'am?

Lisa perjured herself under oath to Mikulski.
Subsequent tests proved how much oil remained.
Did she tutor Tony or did he sway Lisa?
For how many years will they be ball and chained?

Do you think Obama will be pardoning Lisa
If she is convicted before he is trounced
In two thousand twelve because of his failure
To make sure Lax Lisa's liaisons are denounced?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/30/10

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