Palin's Addington Addiction
Sarah's big game huntin'

Shoutin' out:
Gol darn it, we sure fooled 'em,
    thinkin' I'd fall off that stage.
Wouldn't matter if I did.
    I'm half of Old Mac's age.

Old Mac's low life expectancy
    has my attorney droolin',
Itchin' to be on The Court
    for Roe v. Wade's next rulin'.

Meanwhile Todd and me.
    we're hopin' our attorney prays
More successfully to God
    than any of O.J.'s.

If our subpoenas don't get squashed
    and we're sent up the river,
My Addington addiction
    could be polar bear chopped liver.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/5/08

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