Palin's Big Mouth
She can't keep a secret

Pity poor Palin with no family secrets.
    Who knew that Willow was fooling around?
When Sarah displayed them back in September,
    they told us the eldest had been run aground.

But nobody mentioned that her younger sibling
    was now old enough to be more than a teaser,
A chip off the old block who'd bamboozled Johnny.
    Like mother, like daughter? Who is Willow's old geezer?

Dave hinted that A-Rod and Elliot Spitzer
    might have their eyes on the one they thought easiest.
Willow's too young to get their attention.
    Is the mother's ruled out? Of the three she's the sleaziest.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/13/09

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