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Palin's Presidential Plans While saving CNN from itself "I hope someone will tell me what it is a VP does. As governor I've sometimes been a hindrance to the fuzz. "But in Washington the fuzz will keep Old Mac from getting shot, And me from being President, a job I'd like a lot. "There'd be such joy in Mudville if Sis's ex just disappeared, And you thought Cheney's meddling with the CIA was weird? "Mac says he'll fire the lobbyists I previously hired, A move that I, as President, would find senility inspired. "Until that happy moment when I'm again the Earmark Queen, I urge you to remember Mac is hardly squeaky clean. "He says he's patriotic, but dared claim it makes no sense To earmark funds to build Alaska's anti-Russian fence. "He'd send troops to Georgia like Alaska's National Guard, But not lift a pinkie to defend his own backyard? "Invaders from Siberia could steal Alaskan jobs, Inspiring CNN to give life tenure to Lou Dobbs."
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