Palin's Promise Not To Prattle
Sarah's gunning for Tina Fey

Shoutin' out to ya:
I'm 'ready', 'willing', 'able',
    as Tina Fey well knows
You tell her she steals Todd from me,
    we're gonna come to blows.

An' tell her no more laughs for free
    using Sarah's stuff.
As you all saw from my debate,
    I'm done with speakin' off the cuff.

An' from now on all things I say
    I will have learned by rote,
An' John McCain will be the only
    maverick I quote.

I can't go wrong 'cause ev'ry issue
    Mac's been questioned on
At one time or another he has
    been both pro and con.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/4/08

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