Paulson-Palin Welfare
A crisis of confidence

McPalin's pot has called the kettle black
While arguing the kettle's socialistic.
Does fear of losing warrant their attack
With accusations known to be sophistic?

For what's more socialistic
    than to dress Alaska's queen
With dough from contributions
    to McCain's campaign machine?

Why shout out against hand-outs
    to those far more deserving?
"Gimme a break; let them eat cake"
    is self-serving and unnerving

She's sev'ral sizes larger,
    we suspect, than Tina Fey,
Or she'd be be begging Tina
    to throw hand-me-downs her way.

For it's hard to rule the Senate
    when your fam'ly's on welfare
And your only Sunday best pantsuit
    is covered with moose hair.

Will she be forced to give them back
    when her ticket is rejected,
Or claim they came from Walmart
    as Buchanan had expected?

Did Paulson thank Mac for his vote
    to help buy up more banks
Inspiring Charlie Rose, and us,
    he knows why Wall Street tanks?

Paulson-Palin! There's a team
    that gives you confidence
That Bush-McCain who picked 'em
    overflow with common sense.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/22/08

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