Pay Up, Poppa
Being sung by Bushie to Frank Loesser's tune
"Pet Me, Poppa"
(Pet me, Poppa. Poppa, pet me nice. Meow. Meow.)

Pay up, Poppa.
Poppa, it's your fault.
(Yeh, you, yeh, you)
Pay up, Poppa.
Poppa you called a halt.
(Boo-boo, boo-boo)
After you said overthrow Saddam,
You deciced not to give a damn.
Pay up, Poppa.
You let Schwarzkopf halt.

Pay up, Poppa.
Poppa, they are pissed.
(At me, at you)
Pay up, Poppa,
For the opportunity you missed.
(What's new? What's new?)
You let Saddam massacree the Shia.
Now they're getting back at me since you're not hea.
Pay up, Poppa.
You got the Shia pissed.

Pay up, Poppa.
Poppa, you split Iraq.
(Yeh, you, yeh, you.)
Pay up, Poppa.
Why'd you let me take a whack?
(In lieu? In lieu?)
Poppa you lent me Dick and Don,
Idiots who seconded my "Bring 'em on."
Pay up, Poppa.
Where the hell's the gene we lack?

Music & Original Lyric by Frank Loesser
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/31/07

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