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We're not content that you pay Romney-Rate taxes. Apply now to receive your free bulletproof cards. Issued by the Afghanian Republican Bank, "David Koch Backs Us", To the top one percenters employing armed guards. Don't be working yourself; just be stinking rich, For whom getting more is your paramount itch. It still works for David if you wed some rich bitch, Just don't get your hands dirty or work digging a ditch. The Romney Republican restrictions apply: First of all, like Mitt, you've got to be a stinking rich guy, Top 1%, but not so the IRS is going to know, At least one or two work-at-home latter-day wives who'll smilingly swear that they work like a pro, Two or more luxury cars with parking valet with the cars preferably not made in the U.S. of A. The bulletproof aspect of the cards? You're asking why? For your duty-free shopping in Kabul with Karzai. Could also be helpful at our convention in Tampa, Where you'll want to invite your gun-toting grampa. Your personal Glock? Good to have around. That 99% riffraff could be standing their ground. The security code on the back of your card? Personalized with the initials of one of your bitch's chauffeurs, Or, if she prefers, of one of her gofers. Without one or the other, shopping buddies with Karzai is awfully hard.
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