King is angry, King's distraught.
At the havoc Sandy wrought?
Not just that but the reaction
Of
the "not our problem" faction
That prevails within his party.
A stunt like that would seem foolhardy.
King comes from clever Yankee stock
And's busy planning vengeance round the clock.
Retaliation far, far worse
Than I dare mention in this verse.
Preparing for the next big Southern storm,
They may be wet, but they'll be toasty warm
In rubber dinghys he'll provide
For their launching at ebb tide.
For entertainment each dinghy gets
Three tickets to the New York Mets.
For power a quarter horsepower Evinrude
With map to plot their latitude.
To some this might not seem a lot,
But King gives what
ALEC got.
Did I mention that each ticket
Is good for any game; you pick it.
Oh, and one tank of free fuel from
the Kochs,
A sampler of King's Southern Hoax.
"Last seen Rand Paul's flotilla's drifting South."
That from his Dad, but typical South word of mouth…
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/20/13
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