Prepping Our Puppet
Old Mac's handlers prepare Palin to meet the press

We're prepping our puppet
    to hoodwink the press
And say what we want her
    to say with finesse.

She hasn't a clue
    and doesn't know beans
About what ignoring
    the Geneva Code means.

We've got to convince her
    that torturing Track
Could never occur
    in a place like Iraq.

Supposing she learns that
    Old Mac backed away
From limiting torture
    that to Bush is OK?

How will she know which
    opinion to utter
When torture has always been
    Mac's bread and butter?

To be pro or con will show
    Mac's a flip-flopper,
Increasing the chance
    our campaign comes a cropper.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/6/08

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