Privacy For Monsanto Competitors?
(But Auntie Em could make millions)

Worried about privacy? Why? Oh Why? Oh Why?
Should what I say to my dear Auntie Em
Be of any great concern or import to them,
Unless we run a business on which they should spy?

Like a lab that is manufacturing GM rye or wheat weeds
For which we are planning a massive "escape",

After we get the patents to compete with Monsanto
So we can emulate their current weed rape.

It is such a clever manipulation.
Hugh Grant's found a way of evading the law,
Probably costing much less than buying Roy Blunt's amendments.
Hugh's the most devious CEO that my Auntie Em ever saw.

Will Hugh be incarcerated for what he is doing?
Will Obama acknowledge that the spying was a Bush stratagem?
If so, there is most likely a clause that protects
Hugh Green and his cohorts, and gene manipulators like them.

That's why my Auntie Em has signed up for an on-line curriculum
To learn how patentable weeds can be made.
But as I keep telling her, by phone, and I hope someone's listening,
GMOs can cause tumors despite how much she's prayed.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/7/13

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