Put The Blame On Mame, Boys
(While putting your social lives at risk)

First blame the rhetoric and ideologies.
Then blame Wayne LaPierre's N.R.A.
But, please, never blame the United States Congress
For lacking the guts to say, "Handguns? No way!"

How many Congressmen need to be shot
Before they tell Wayne LaPierre to get lost?
How long till enough of the last ones we've got
Get tired of living with their fingers crossed?

Nobody knows how many psychos are loose,
Though most agree we've enough Glocks to go 'round.
But, without earmarks, where will the Congress
Find funds to establish its own burial ground?

Do you think LaPierre and his troops give a damn
As long as they're free to pack loaded guns
Anwhere in the country that their hearts desire?
Anywhere they could shoot some damn fool in his buns?

But what if that Congressman's family is with him?
How often do innocent people get shot?
And think how embarrassing it could be for him
If she's not related but some new Mame he's got.

Can that be the reason most won't fight LaPierre?
Could Wayne time a shooting to do something like that
Preventing the writing of new gun control laws?
So whose Mame will pre-empt him and try tit for tat?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
1/11/11

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To 'The Glock 19 and the Laws'
To 'Boehner opposes new gun-control bill'
To 'Wayne LaPierre's N.R.A. Militias'
To 'Palin's Ploys'
To 'The Republic of Arizona's Mayhem'
To 'N.R.A. Stymies Firearms Research, Scientists Say'



1/11/11