Quick, Grover, the scissors. More tax cuts are needed. Boehner's pay and expenses went up twenty percent. Some hospital CEO take homes rose even faster. When you said no increases, what was it you meant? Their personal taxes are going sky high. Didn't you promise this never woud be? You never said nothin' about Herman Cain And reducing the pages he'll read down to three. The tax cuts they need will take more than three pages Unless they can lump D.C. Madam expenses. You think that they're gonna be happy with TWITTER? They've seen what can happen when that stuff commences. And who's gonna teach them to run a computer And take funny pictures of themselves in the nude? Don't give us that job opportunity nonsense. Are you sure there's that much of a market for lewd?
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