Quick On The Trigger Old Mac pooh-poohs snap judgments "My Friends: Would I make snap judgments? You think I'd go to war With Putin over Georgia? What do you take me for? Would I pick Sarah Palin after just one interview, Deciding she's best qualified to be my Number Two?" She lost her Bridge to Nowhere, but guess who kept the loot? Is Trooper-gate an issue, or is Hillary's pantsuit? "My Friends: Shoot first; ask questions later! We never should have lost In Vietnam, and won't again, no matter what the cost. With Palin's tribe and mine in Dick's undisclosed location, Who'd gamble our first salvo would forestall an altercation?" "My Friends: Why bother with the Congress? Addington has seen to that. With prior signing statements their objections are old hat. You think I've ever bitten off more than I can chew? Big Tobacco? Bushie's War? My immigration whoop-de-do?"
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