When Rand's rants let those Bush tax-exemptions expire,
All Hell will break loose on both sides of the aisle.
As McConnell takes credit for Rand's filibusters,
And more ways to say 'No' by his newest stepchile.
Though Rand's an extremist McConnell can't stand,
At least Rand can screw up most blue bloods like Mitch.
He'll filibuster for increased
diabetes
So Mitch won't have time left for tax cuts for the rich.