Read Your Pink Slip – I
As sung to Bushie by voters to Frank Loesser's tune
"Take Back Your Mink"
(Take back your mink. Take back your pearls.)

Read your pink slip.
Focus on "Fired!"
Skip "Let 'er rip."
"Just once more" has expired.

Forget Iraq,
Your pitiful surge –
Bring 'em all back
While we stifle the urge

To prosecute you for each obvious lie –
Your lousy decisions be damned.
What makes you think we'll agree to supply
Shia HumVees you all've monogrammed?

So clean out your desk.
Tell Cheney to shush.
His bragging's grotesque
As you get the bum's rush.

Music & Original Lyric by Frank Loesser
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/27/07

 To 'Bushie, The Dummy'
To 'Read Your Pink Slip II'
To 'Read Your Pink Slip III'