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Recruiting For Wall Street Mrs. Jeremiah Aloysius Withington III works pro bono "So you want to work on Wall Street? You want to make a million bucks? First, you've got to have an attitude that really, truly sucks. "And show that you're oblivious to how much you don't know, To prove you're smarter than the rest and so deserve more dough. "It helps if you don't get it and think TARP is yours to spend, Nor mind that you're a laughing stock. Join the Jimmy Cramer trend. "Though the world's ticked off at AIG – it's why my Jeremiah jumped, Humiliated when he heard with whom his firm was being lumped – "Become an AIG pariah and disregard threats on your life. Why worry 'bout the danger to your children and your wife? "Get a job at Merriill Lynch and work for idiots like Lewis, Who'll pay himself one hundred mill and 'dare Timid Tim to sue us.' "But if you're going to work on Wall Street wedded to a ticker tape, Be sure you fall from high enough – Make those sidewalk cleaners scrape."
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