Obama's Gulf War
Relieved? Tony Hayward is… What's relief for a cherubic Oil Mafia chief Who wants his life back and is leaving the scene? Did foot in the mouth plus oil in the Gulf Raise concerns as to whether he's that squeaky clean? Is it Tums for the tummy or more wells for relief Of blown blowout preventers and out-of-work rigs Where workers won't need unemployment insurance If rehired by our carbon society's pigs? It takes fewer employees to keep a well pumping Than if does when you're trying to get the thing drilled. That's assuming a firm like BP isn't skimping; Then you have to add folks who can clean up what's spilled. Constant relief well inspections we'd hope Would make sure all new wells were just for relief, If Salazar isn't still calling the shots And MMS will stop giving us grief. Yet relief for most Democrats still is Joe Barton Who's been blessing BP for its stimulus plan. He's proof that a blowout is his way of showing His party's concern for the unemployed man.
Bob Carlson To 'BP Moves Chief Executive to Lesser Role in Spill Response' To 'Barton: What I Really Meant to Say' To 'BP Relied on Cheaper Wells' To 'Salazar's MMS Chicanery' |