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What's too much religious freedom? Perhaps it isn't that clear-cut. It may depend on whose it is. It may depend on who's for what. Romneycare for Massachusetts: Catholics still got The Pill. Romneycare for ev'rybody? Religion? Politics? Vaudeville? Which dead Jews has Romney baptized? How many will he if he wins? Will Mitt then baptize Santorum Absolving him of all his sins? Polygamy for one and all? Bishops get to marry, too? An embarrassment of riches? Not one wife, but quite a few. Religious freedom? But of course: Evangelical? Whatever… Reason to ignore Santorum? What's another failed endeavor? Why not start your own religion? Taxfree? Buddy, bet your bottom. What do bishops pay in taxes? Tax loopholes? Those guys have got 'em. Pay less than the one percent do. Create a cult. Convert your PAC. Find out what Santorum's smoking. Use tax dodges you now lack. Proposition 8 defeated: One more state where priests can marry With no need to feel they cheated, knowing bishops can't miscarry.
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