Remember The Alamo
(Who'd want to?)

Remember the Alamo that Texas lost?
In typical fashion? Way too much heat.
It went to their heads, especially the brain
Of William B. Travis, who planned their defeat.

This was before all the world except Texas,
And Oklahoma's Jim Inhofe, recognized that tornadoes
Are a warning of extreme global warming to come,
When both states blow away to God only knows.

Can we count on their politicians to blow away, too?
To Guatamala? Nicaragua? or perhaps Peru?
Somewhere that most of them don't speak the language,
So the natives won't do what the Texans advise them to?

Bob Carlson

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