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"Romney Eliminates Golf Courses" (Utilizing wasted space) "Fore," yelled Romney. "That's the plan." "No, that's five," corrected Ann. "Which son of yours did you forget? This is the last one you'll beget!" "Fore" was Mitt's tactless retort For golf won't be a Romney sport. He'll campaign to buy all courses: A few, of course, for his Ann's horses. But most will be to show he's into Whatever he can give a spin to. To Hell with "Not in my backyard." He'll play his homeless housing card. Plywood shacks will take the place Of playgrounds for his power base. Hist'ry books won't dare to say Romney never built a cheap bidet.
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