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"Ryan And Rubio Plan Makeovers" "Oh, Jill, Oh") (The luck of Petraeus breeds Congressional dissatisfaction) Reassessing the field, two Republican twits Sang, "Jill, Oh, Oh, Jill, Oh, Oh, Jill, Oh". We said, "What's with you loony birds? This is the pits, Singing "Jill, Oh, Oh, Jill, Oh, Oh, Jill, Oh." Their Far Right was shocked at what they replied When it came, as it seemed to, from their wounded pride, "Oh, that Jill, Oh, Oh, Jill, Oh, Oh, Jill, Oh." "We're planning makeovers while the timing permits. That Tea Party lunacy's giving us fits And the luck of Petraeus blows our egos to bits - Oh, his "Jill, Oh, Oh, Jill, Oh, Oh, Jill, Oh." "What took Petraeus so long to decide? Are big buxom bosoms hard for top spies to hide? Though the Army trains leg men, we both would have died For that Jill, 'Oh, Oh, Jill, Oh, Oh, Jill, Oh.'" What's the chance they'll get lucky, those Republican twits Pleading, "Jill, Oh, Oh. Jill, Oh, Oh, Jill, Oh?" Will they find her bra size and get one that fits Or end up like Gingrich doing SNL skits Singing "Jill, Oh, Oh, Jill, Oh, Oh, Jill, Oh?"
Bob Carlson To 'The Ridiculousness of Paul Ryan and Marco Rubio' To 'Petraeus scandal: Jill Kelley goes on the attack ' To 'Is it game over for Grover Norquist?' To 'Grover Norquist Sees the Fiscal Cliff and Guns It' To 'US descending into fiscal farce' To 'Grover Norquist's No-Tax Pledge Verses' To 'Grover's Pledglings Verses' |