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Safe Sex With Dr. Mary Ruth Inc. With some misgivings we report that Mary Ruth Inc.'s clientele, Though very pleased with their results, still declines to show and tell. This at a time she needs more of them and superlative PR. Far too few know Mary Ruth Inc. just received a second star. But Senators and fertile males surprisingly are hesitating Sarah Palin must have told them, safe sex's supposed to be frustrating. Hard sells without a show and tell. How'll she convince them how she knows That MRI sterility does away with wearing Those, In case their lady of the hour decided not to take the pill And wants someone to call them "Daddy", not their mother's old friend "Bill"?
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