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Obama's Gulf War –
Salazar's Last Will & Testament Notice To Lessees: NTL No.2010-N05 Salazar's newest directive would seem To welcome more BP explosions offshore, Albeit with stronger new safety requirements BP can ignore just as it's done before. By keeping his MMS honchos in charge Oil Mafia chiefs can do what they do best: Drill when and wherever they feel so inclined, Then pay off Ken's honchos and sleep with the rest. So where does Ken speak to the time BP's taking To free up a tanker to handle whatever Oil they've surprisingly chanced to recover – A chance Ken's directives had rated as "Never." Why not be optimistic and require standby tankers? If nothing else, they could suck up the goo While BP takes care of the seal population And whatever is left of the Miami zoo. That's a short term solution, but thinking ahead, Pre-emptive relief wells, at least one for each rig, Are the ultimate answer to drill baby drill Short of jailing all drillers who don't give a fig About how long it takes to plug up a spill As long as that dividend check's in the mail To provide for the kids and the old folks at home, And the Goldman Sachs trader with BP for sale.
Bob Carlson To 'British Petoleum Imcompetence' To 'The Spill, The Scandal and the President' To 'Fire Ken Salazar' To 'Twenty-four Tankers' verse' To 'Stop Pumping! Start Drilling!' verse' To 'U.S. Department of the Interior Press Release' To 'Increase in inspectors hasn't kept pace' |