|
Santorum's Theology of Sex
To be sung to the tune
"I May Be Wrong" (But, I Think You're Wonderful)
Santorum brags he
Believes in Jesus Christ.
So he believes in Christ?
Isn't that swell?
Rick claims that his is
The only true belief.
He says all others
Are flirting with hell.
He'd ban all pre-natal testing.
Why would he need to save lives?
He could be baptized a Mormon
And have a few extra wives.
He says they're breeding
Completely uncontrolled
Or are they cheating?
How will we know?
Music by Henry Sullivan
Original Lyric by Harry Ruskin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/20/12
To Rick Santorum and the Politics of Theology
To Santorum 'Theology' Quip
a Sign of Fear-Based GOP Politics
To 'How Corrupt Was Santorum?'
To 'Rick Santorum: The Blue-Collar One-Percenter'
To 'CREW'S Most Corrupt'
To Bill Moyers: Freedom of and From Religion
To Andrew Sullivan: How Obama
Set a Contraception Trap for the Right
To 'Tales From the Kitchen Table' By GAIL COLLINS
To 'The Battle Behind the Fight' By GAIL COLLINS
To 'The Evolution of Birth Control'
To 'Pope Santorum'
|