Sarah Palin's New Power
Sarah doesn't call it censorhsip

"Banned in Boston's going to mean
    that this tsarina's won.
Some may call it censoring
    but that's a word we shun.

"I tried to in Alaska but
    they wouldn't go along.
They said that banning all those books
    I wanted to was wrong.

"But as VP I'll get to be
    the ultimate naysayer.
In Washington I'll have the power
    I didn't have as mayor.

"Bushie signed an order in
    March two thousand three
That gives his power to classify
    to who's been named VP.

"So any book that I decide
    I don't want folks to see
Will be declared as classified
    by, you guessed it, Me!

"Darwin and sex ed will be
    the first I'll classify.
Have we mentioned Maverick McCain
    and I see eye to eye?"

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/5/08

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