Obama's Gulf War
Semper Paratus, Admiral Allen But the Dynamic Duo's BP conspiracy's too much "Semper Paratus, Admiral Allen. Just go along with what BP might want." What idiots told him appeasing the culprit Would be what his role was as faux commandant? Were Jackson and Salazar shifting the blame? Was Allen prepared for what they had in mind? The Dynamic Duo was deceptively devious. How could they make sure he was caught in a bind? Just lowball the flow rate so he'd lack the skimmers And be tricked into using dispersants and mud That Tony could claim he thought were non-toxic, Knowing that no one could clean up the crud. It's becoming too toxic for mere mortals to handle Without respirators and protective gear. A dead Gulf's essential so sloppy oil drillers Have no bleeding hearts or live wildlife to fear. The Duo's next target will be the East Coast. But how's Martha's Vineyard to get off scot-free? Wind farms and oil booms protecting the shoreline Oh, and Allen's "best" drillers, his chums at BP.
Bob Carlson To 'Despite Rule, BP Used Dispersant, Panel Finds' To 'Is the EPA Playing Dumb on Dispersants?' To 'BP admits top kill mud was toxic: Tony Hayward Senate testimony might be perjury ' To 'Documents indicate heavy use of dispersants in gulf oil spill' To 'EPA's Lax Lisa Jackson' To 'MMS's Ken Salazar' To 'British Petroleum Incompetence' |