Obama's Gulf War –
Senatorial Sludge
Excuses, excuses, excuses

Oil sludge and tar balls and thick gooey slicks?
It's that "Drill, Baby. Drill" Senatorial mix.
Murkowski and Landrieu are saying go for it
While Governor Barbour wants us to ignore it.

BP's conned Obama on the size of the spill.
Five thousand barrels a day's way too low.
But Goldman is betting that he'll blame The Hill
If he can't get BP to publish the flow.

Will BP admit it's much more than first thought?
Their only regret is they lied and got caught.
Perhaps if they'd used the old Senate excuse,
But who'd have believed that they had a screw loose?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/22/10

To 'British Petoleum Imcompetence'
To 'The Measure of a Disaster'
To 'Murkowski & Oil Lobby Block Effort
       To Make Industry Fully Pay For Spills'

To 'Mary Landrieu Tops On BP Payroll In Congress'
To 'Haley Barbour: Just Keep Talkin' Doll Baby'
To 'Tony Hayward, BP CEO: Gulf Oil Spill 'Relatively Tiny''